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Missing my girlfriend.

Return of the Lazy Author

I’m… back. That’s it. I just felt like posting on this blog again so there. Oh dear, I just checked … More

Another Award?

Thannnnnnk youuuuuu Small World, Smaller Girl for nominating me for the Versatile Blogger Award! I do, indeed, pride myself in being wonderfully … More

awards, blog, YES MOM I GOT ANOTHER AWARD CALL THE FAMILY

Tuition Centres.

I went to the movie theatre a few days ago to catch Deepwater Horizon, and came across the first sign of … More

save our souls, tuition centres

Til’ Death Do Us Part (Or Food Poisoning)

I attended a wedding lunch last Sunday. Correction: I was forced to attend a wedding lunch Sunday because it so … More

life protip: bring your kindle charger to weddings

Shake that Booty(mus) Because I Got an Award

I woke up to some burnt toast and a blog nomination today. So how am I, you ask? Pretty damn … More

awards, blog, nomination, wordpress, world domination, yes it's a real award MOM

Judgement Day is Done and Gone (And The First Time I Said “Fuck You” To A Complete Stranger)

FUCK YES. Exams. Are. Over. There are no other three words that could be any more satisfying. Wait, let’s stop. … More

dogs, exams are over though, fuck you stranger, time to watch every single movie ever made

Daily Prompt #1

  Passionate Yes, yes of course I’m passionate about something. It’s there. Sitting squarely in the back of my mind, … More

dailyprompt, im 16 and this is deep, passionate, writing

I’ve Got A Cool Tat

As we all know, my exams are coming up soon. Or more like, it’s tomorrow. So I was revising Chemistry … More

dogs, I would want a tattoo in the future though, save my dog from sexual predators

First Follower

Exciting news, and very unexpected too- I actually got a reader! Woohoo! Bring out the confetti and party horns and … More

dogs, it has begun, soon i will have an army, world domination

Grapes

Uhh so my aunt just popped by and presented us with a gift: phallic grapes. Apparently they’re sweeter, have better texture … More

dogs, phallicfruits, will my baby be cuter if I ate these

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